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Funny Love Poetry Biography

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The name's Ike.

Some a ya might a met me before,

in my very first write,

and knew me as the stalker with the walker.

"Retired Romance" was the name,

Spoke about meetin' my wife,

She's here with me, name is Jane.

I likes ta call her the Mrs.,

cause I never thought that would happen again.

Now she like ta near smother me with kisses,

but gives me room ta write now and then.

We had us one of them honeymoons,

she says it ain't over yet.

But dang, if'n it ain't over soon,

we'll have ta call me in a vet!

Ennyways, I wanted ta give y'all a heads up

that I'll be a writin' from time to time .

We'd like ta thank y'all for the nice thumbs up,

'bout our first little Retired Romance rhyme,

and let y'all know that me and the Mrs. .. well..

. ..we doin' just fine !

. "Nite nite darlin."

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Basements Basements

This is just for fun..=)

In the basement of my heart

there is a basement

and in that basement there are two basements.

You open one

and enter the basement

only to find out there is yet another basement

That basements basement

was light and blue

But that basements basement

was black

from basement to basement you walked

until you couldn't anymore

The basements basements

basements basements basements

basements basements basements basement

of my heart.

You found my love...

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A poem for YOU

In this world of Uncertainties

I’m the man that you can trust

And in my words of sincerity

That my love would never last.

And if you could only feel, what i feel for you

You can ask me “why?” so you can see the truth

Like our love that tightens the rope,

Like a light that would give us hope.

As you watch the dark skies

Let me grab the moon for you,

And as I catch the bright stars

That’s the way you can see me through

As this planet turns as it always will

And things go wrong and you don’t know what to feel

Hold my hand for it will make us strong

Like a wind, we will carry on

The wind blow that sings a hymn for you

For they know what does love means for the two

Love is blind, and not deaf

So how’s success if you’re not ready to bet?

In this poem with full of rhymes,

A full of love, Babe can you be mine?

I don’t expect too much from you

Why should I? If you complete my whole.

“Till death do us part” that’s what they have said

But why do struggles crash them ahead?

Don’t ask me when my love will last,

To count all of our quarrels, is that a must?

Now and Forever is all that I promise

No day dreaming and without reminiscence

As the matter of time, as the time passes by

Together we stand, together you and I

A poem for my Girlfriend for our anniversary :)

pls comment and rate... you are free to judge and criticize my work :) God Bless

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The 70's

Back in those heavy times when everything was so far out

Our words were but a whisper, the mans were but a shout

Flower power was spreading, and everything was out of sight

Preaching peace through out the days, and gettin our groove on into the night

But we were always gettin hassled, by the fuzz, the man, the pigs

They didn't want us smokin doobies, and flashin peace signs, can ya dig?

Then peace and love had flourished, we needed to get funky and do our thing

We needed a place to get our groove on, so the discos were the scene

The threads we wore back then were styling, some were off the hook!

It's hard to believe with the slim bread we made, we could carry that funky look?

Bellbottoms, platform shoes, and jump suits people were a cravin

Boogieing away the nights in the discos, where the lights were just a blazin

Then the foxy chicks started getting pregoed, and the discos no longer Dyno-mite!

Men needed to start makin more bread, and trying to live the family life

But gigs weren't easy to find, and life became somewhat of a drag

Some of the dudes skipped town, leaving the foxy mamas holding the bag

Well thats the skinny of the seventies, the lowdown of peoples ways

So keep on truckin all you cool cats and foxy mamas

And remember all those ~Freaky, ~Far Out, ~Out Of Sight days

Dan Kearley:1-21-12

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Poetry Destryer Vs Gareth James (round 3)

For who is this poetry destroyer

A cop, but who else would employ her?

As she spies no end

No poet, she pretends

Vanilla ice in leopard skin fur.

You ask If I want mommies hug

wouldn’t that be nice, lovely and snug

You just want to hold me

Under that great oak tree

And kiss me on your picnic rug

You want the vultures to enjoy

My sweet flesh, is that your ploy?

Wanting to be them

Eyeing up my sweet gem

Tell the truth, you just want a toy boy

Well our future together would be bright

Injets, pens and cartridges in sight

You’d color me in

Goodness what a sin

As I would always do the best write

Hang up your gloves as your are weak

You are also classed as an antique

A low blow I know

Don’t cry, don’t go

You can come back with a new technique.

If I don’t hear from the poetry cop

I will know I have come out on top

Good bye little girl

Give us one more twirl

Now, this should be the final full stop (.)!

P.D, this is the first one ive done. Took me a while. Very good fun though. I kind of limit’s

the write.

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Anniversary Card

I splashed out on this greetings card,

It cost me 50p,

I thought that you were worth it,

For putting up with me.

But yours, I know, will cost far more,

(Perhaps a quid or two),

But that’s because I’m worth far more,

For putting up with you.

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Driving My Kids Crazy

Driving my kids crazy

Every day and night

Because my mind is hazy

Nothing comes out right

Still, I keep on teaching

The foggy lessons in my head

At the end of all my preaching

There's but one thing said

"I know what you are saying...

You said that yesterday."

In their heads their praying

I will go away

Still, they do consult me

When they are truly stuck

But, if I get to wordy

They'll be out of luck

The message will start hazing

From their doe-eyed sight

This act starts with a glazing

Of eyes and face and light

I see their minds have left me

They are waiting out their time

And if, they ignore me

It is a small crime

I know my kids all love me

And I feel just the same

Still I hope they'd all agree

In this there's no blame

And so I may keep yapping

Each and every day

But If disaster's tapping

I'll be on the way

I just want to guide my kids

Not drive them away

As I watch them roll those lids

I see the end of day

Okay, I'll be quiet now

No more torture, pain, or strife

And if, you'll just show me how

I'll go e-mail my wife

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Nothing But the Truth

Tell me I am pretty and sexy and hot

Tell me you like everything that I’ve got

Say that my clothes fit me just right

Even if some things are a little too tight

Laugh at my jokes even if they are dumb

Massage my neck ’til your fingers go numb

Don’t get mad becaue I make more money

Do the dishes, vacuum, and call me honey

Respect me for my intelligent mind

Treat all my friends friendly and kind

Tell me that I cook better than mother

Say that you’ll never love any other

Kiss me goodnight and good morning

Make love to me without any warning

Call me at work just to hear my voice

Say that being with me is your first choice

Watch chick flicks during a football game

Give me a sweet little sexy pet name

Tell me my lovely face is all you see

But darling, don’t you ever lie to me